Sorry i'm a bit late but i do not have to work any more now not until next Monday! Good job too - ive got a feelin' its goin to be one helluva hangover.....

Darn that Doreen! Should have kept quiet! Only a few hours to go: I hope that Jean is well enough to come and that she is not sporting chains and mohicans! That was too, too kind of you letting the fireman go Mary! Now how will you get to Edinburgh if the roads are bad? That fire engine would have come in handy if when we got to the Bowling club,Willie and the haggi were hiding from us.
I hope that we have a standby plan because it is not looking good for crossing the border, even on our broomsticks! That goes for Mary in Wales as well especially now that she doesn't have the firemen.
Lizzie, as this is your first time, we could consider letting you make the alternative plan?

Do not outshine me Doreen: it gets a bit much sometimes! Especially as I am down to kiwis and grapefruits!

Getting ready now!!!!!

Lylie sends her apologies for tonight. I've just been chatting to her. Her thong is frozen solid on the line, as are her tassels, and the peanuts she mistakenly put in her bra (instead of the bird table?!) just won't come out. As she doesn't have another suitable outfit, she wont be joining us!!

JUST popped open the champagne....ooooh it's bubbly, cold and delicious...

I am in a special surprise outfit....and am looking forward to seeing you Barbara when you pick me up...

I have a new sledge to attach my stash of champagne on..

See you SOON!

A

Tonight, Matthew, the men in white coats are coming to take her away!

will be in the same hospital as you Jean

WHAT A NIGHT!

BUT Mark was not impressed when the (5) firemen brought Mary, Eleanor and Julie home with me......

I tried to exlplain it was becasue of our wheaties getting overheated but he didn't buy it!

ooooops,

A

Purlease....don't start that snake stuff again, Doreen. My belt became loose during the skirmish in the Chelsea VIP lounge and I tied the darned snake around me in mistake for my belt. Eleanor was using to belt to pull poor Roman Abramovitch around the room. Amanda is facing a HUGE bill after attempting to swing from the fluorescent light fitting over the band - I DID say it wouldn't support her, but she pressed on regardless and my, oh my, that man was more than a little put out at having to pull her out of his big drum. I think the biggest mistake of all was letting Jenni play the harp - when she caught her foot in it and started to walk towards the door pulling it behind, she smashed into 5 tables, pulled the bar down and thought it was funny?! I mean - whatever next. The sight of the rest of you lying on the floor under the dripping bottles is one I will long remember. There was a report of it in the Daily Mail yesterday - don't know if you saw it? Quite disgraceful. Mary is due to be released in the morning. Barbara is due to be sentenced on Monday.

We found it! It was in Tesco express's window. I didn't know that kathleen could run so fast! All Kathleen went on about all night was that darned snake! Thank goodness for Jenni as she had a mobile phone in her boots so was able to phone Jean, the only one of us to make it home to her own bed (I think ) to check up on that snake. Had anyone else realised that she was so friendly with Boris? There she was bold as brass, with the snake draped around her neck, riding in his fancy carriage during the New Year day parade yesterday. Mary, Julie and I were waiting for Macdonalds to open as she rode by waving her hand like the queen! We thought it best to exit Amanda's before Mark got out of bed as Mary and Julie polished off the expensive bottle of champers he got from his boss for Christmas (Amanda and I had the other as there was no point in just leaving one!)

I didn't know that Julie was a climber? When she ended up atop the Christmas tree last week, I thought that it was a drunk...., pardon, it was an error of judgement but, lo and behold, up Nelson's column she went after Barbara handed round the third lot of drinks while we were eating doughnuts in Trafalger Square.

As for Barbara! What about her organisation skills! Thought we were going to Cuba via Edinburgh? And as for the drinks! Pieces of fruit with our drinks? My head gear had no fruit left on it by the Bells! As for Doreen, she claimed to be Carmen Miranda because she had a head full of grapes!

What did Lizzie look like with that hat! Where did she get it? What was the point of wearing a balaclava with a mini skirt and stillettos? Very poor taste, not like Mary who was suitable attired in her silk sheets!

Has anyone heard from Kathleen? I did see her underneath the bar after the slight mishap with the harp but after that, well I don't know?

Gosh girls, what ever happened to the rest of you? Is Barbara OK? She isn't used to baudy behaviour Doreen! I'll blame you if she won't come out with us again!

Next night out is for my retirement girls! Sign up now for a refined evening of em.............opera!!!!

Eleanor x

This is priceless-thank you for cheering me up!